I met Abike my Facebook date outside my corridor when I rushed back home.
Her bag and other belongings were outside with her.
Ayo open the door. She said smiling at me. To be honest everything felt like a dream and happening so fast.
What happened to your house? I finally asked her. Nothing. I just came to spend time with you and we can also use that avenue to plan for our wedding. She said.
Ayo lets go inside first, this one you are interrogating me like a policeman. She removed my house keys from my pocket and opened my door.
I was really uncomfortable. I watched her carried her pages into my apartment. Soon my phone rang. It was my friend Jide that was calling. Howfa Our new wife?. Is she really at your place? Jide asked me. Yes bro. She is. But am really uncomfortable about this. I don't know but something isn't right. I am missing out something. I said. Guy calm down. This is what you have always wanted. Are you not the one that is always saying that if Abike agrees to date you, you will never date another girl again? Jide asked me over the phone. Bro I said that but its not like this. Atleast there is suppose to be a normal dating process. I didn't even ask this girl out and she is already talking about marriage. Who does that? I asked Jide. We were quiet for some minutes. Guy how did she even know my house? I asked Jide. Abike was already inside the apartment. She was arranging her belongings why I was outside bringing my voice low so that she won't hear us.
Ayo... Its true oo. Did you tell her where you lived? I didn't. I haven't. What is happening? I asked Jide. What do you want to do now? Jide asked me. Guy! I am chasing her out. This isn't the plan. I said.
Babe! Abike called me from the apartment. I hanged up the call and quickly went into the apartment. Babe I was calling you na. Abike said. I am here now. I replied.
You don't have foodstuffs in this house? I have been looking for what to cook. She said. You have seen it na. I am broke. I can't even take care of a woman. I said wanting to make her go.
Don't worry baby. I'm here now. I will quickly rushed to the market to buy food stuffs and other things to stock the fridge. She said. That's the problem. I dont have money to stock the fridge. I replied. Don't worry I gat this. She said, she pecked me and off she went to the market.
Immediately she left. I called Jide to come over.
Bro why did you sound urgent on the phone. You are just fine. Jide said. Bro my mental health isn't fine. We have to find a way to drive this girl out. I said. But bro she is harmless. Bro forget harmless. I am not comfortable with what is currently happening.
How does a girl I just met online decide to come to my house and start talking marriage. Something isn't adding up. Ones she comes, Tell her that you are my roommate and you don't want another roommate in this house. There is no space. I told jide. Jide agreed to the plan.
Few minutes later Abike returned home with bags full of food stuffs. Guy see enjoyment. Jide said with a low tune. Bro stick to the plan. I told Jide.
Hello you must be Abike. Jide said immediately Abike arrived. Yes I am. My friend Ayo has eyes for good things. Hope to see you tomorrow again after you are done preparing this meal, that of course will be delicious. Jide said. Sure? Are you still coming tomorrow? Abike asked Jide. No. This is my house. I was saying after today, if you go home this evening. I hope my roommate will still bring you tomorrow. Jide explained further.
Ooo. But I'm not going anywhere. This is my husband's house and we are willing to do forever together. Abike said looking at me. Abike that is what I was trying to explain to you. Jide here Is my roommate and since I didn't tell him you were coming you can't sleep over and as you can see this is a one bedroom apartment. So we can't sleep three on the bed. I explained to Abike.
We are the couples here. So he should be the one to go. Abike said and approached Jide. I noticed Jide shaking as Abike approached him. Seconds she was facing Jide, Jide let out a loud scream and ran out of my house.
I became scared. What what what did you do to my friend? I asked Abike. Lets just say I let him know his place. Abike said.
Tomorrow We will go see my people for introduction. Now be a gentleman and help me carry this foodstuffs to the kitchen so that I can prepare dinner for us. Abike said and Let out an evil smile.
At that moment I knew that my problem just began and it was no longer ordinary.
To be Continued...
Title: The Facebook Date 2.
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